Jonesycat79 B-Day GiftMark: *is strapped to a table as a blonde girl wearing a doctor’s coat steps in*Jonesycat79 B-Day Gift by markzilla6895
Psychologist: Welcome to Blackgate. We’re just going to do a quick psychiatric evaluation. *she sits down in the chair next to him* Bad day, huh? Cops in this city, always beating on the sick and defenseless…
Mark: *looks at her* Tell me something, dear. Have you ever had a really bad day? *looks back at his memories, starting with him failing as a stand-up comedian and beating up the people attending the comedy club*
Psychologist: And what do you mean by that?
Mark: You of all people should know, there’s nothing so cruel as memory. The pointy, bitey little thunderbolts. Unwanted party crashers, screamers through your synapses. Inescapable, unrelenting… not at all friendly. You can’t even escape into MADNESS! And then you meet someone who changes your life. And you feel that you don’t even know who you are anymore. Isn’t it funny how one little encounter can
Domestic-hedgehog B-Day gift*Alex, Domestic, Mark and Max are being led through the halls of the Kyln prison*Domestic-hedgehog B-Day gift by markzilla6895
Mark: They call the Kyln the “stomach of the prison system.” No matter how good you come in, you come out pretty frickin’ bad. But, hey, that’s not my problem! I ain’t gonna be here long! I’ve escaped 22 prisons! This one’s no different. You’re lucky the broad showed up, otherwise me and Max would collecting that bounty right now and you’d be getting drawn and quartered by Rainbow and those Wonderbolts.
Alex: I’ve had a lot of folks try to kill me over the years. I ain’t about to be brought down by a giant rabbit and a talking hedgehog.
Mark: What’s a hedgehog?
Alex: “What’s a hedgehog?” It’s what you are, stupid!
Mark: Ain’t no thing like me, ‘cept me!
Alex: So this Orb has a really shiny blue suitcase, Ark of the Covenant, Maltese Falcon sort of vibe. What is it?
Max: I am Max.