StaricoHoshi B-Day gift 3*Epic space music plays*StaricoHoshi B-Day gift 3 by markzilla6895
Trixie: Space, a wondrous realm where heroes are forged. A place of peril and adventure and… I can’t do this!
*The music suddenly stops*
Director: Okay, cut!
*Shelby and Mark enter the camera’s view*
Shelby: Sure you can, Trixie. Just sound out the big words, like you practiced.
Trixie: It’s not that! *pushes the space backdrop* Look! Our first feature film, and there’s nothing here! *grabs Shelby* Where’s the eye-popping 3D? The CG explosions? *throws Shelby across the studio* WHERE’S THE DUBSTEP?!
Mark: Apologies, Trixie. Everyone is out making the Shelby & Mark movie.
Trixie: And they can’t spend a few more hours giving us a bit of pizazz? How lazy are they?
Shelby: Whoa, hold on. You don’t wanna anger such a talented team of animators.
Trixie: Oh, please. What’ll they do, stop animating?
*A cursor opens a menu bar and clicks on Trixie, reducing her to just a wire-frame model*
Trixie: Gah! Don
Jonesycat79 B-Day GiftMark: *is strapped to a table as a blonde girl wearing a doctor’s coat steps in*Jonesycat79 B-Day Gift by markzilla6895
Psychologist: Welcome to Blackgate. We’re just going to do a quick psychiatric evaluation. *she sits down in the chair next to him* Bad day, huh? Cops in this city, always beating on the sick and defenseless…
Mark: *looks at her* Tell me something, dear. Have you ever had a really bad day? *looks back at his memories, starting with him failing as a stand-up comedian and beating up the people attending the comedy club*
Psychologist: And what do you mean by that?
Mark: You of all people should know, there’s nothing so cruel as memory. The pointy, bitey little thunderbolts. Unwanted party crashers, screamers through your synapses. Inescapable, unrelenting… not at all friendly. You can’t even escape into MADNESS! And then you meet someone who changes your life. And you feel that you don’t even know who you are anymore. Isn’t it funny how one little encounter can