Late Ryu-the-Hedgehog26M B-Day GiftMingan: *is strapped to an operating table as Shelby narrates*Late Ryu-the-Hedgehog26M B-Day Gift by markzilla6895
Shelby: Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the “Winter Soldier.” He’s a ghost. You’ll never find him.
Mark: I joined G.U.N. to protect people.
Commander Tower: Captain, to build a better world sometimes means tearing the old one down. And that makes enemies.
Mingan: *launches a bomb that latches onto Shadow’s car, which immediately explodes*
Shadow: *looks in shock as Mingan slowly approaches*
Mark: *to Shelby* He’s fast. Strong. Had a metal arm.
Commander Tower: Are you ready? All it takes is one step.
Mark: People are gonna die. I can’t let that happen.
*He smashes through a window in pursuit of Mingan. He throws his shield at the assassin, who catches it with one hand and throws it back*
Max: Mark the Hedgehog needs my help. So when do we start?
Mark: *smirks* We just did.
Max: *activates his wing pack and takes off*
Pokemonmanic3595 B-Day GiftAnnouncer: Meanwhile at the Pokextinction Headquarters…Pokemonmanic3595 B-Day Gift by markzilla6895
Mr. X: *leads the other Pokextinction members in evil laughter*
Caption: They’ve got the brains…
Mr. X: *is wearing armor similar to Mewtwo’s from the anime* A flawless design! *is hit in the face by a kickball* Ow!
Scientist: Tyler, I told you not to play ball in here!
Caption: They’ve got the strength…
Mr. X: Crush the Pokeumans once and for all! But more importantly, it’s time… to draw names for Secret Santa!
Caption: They’ve got the teamwork…
Scott: Okay, okay, I’m gonna do it. *lifts a razor to start shaving… and accidently cuts his skin, causing blood to squirt out* Ah! Oh, oh, oh *bleep*! Call 911, guys!
Gengar: Not so good with blood…
Scott: Gonna need more TP here, fellas!
Gengar: I’m outta here! *leaps through a mirror*
Caption: Now they’ve got the plan…
Mr. X: And whoever’s been picking their nose at the urinal